Pookey the evil jello-hampster and Argelfeister the vulpine sock-puppet
Pookey: You don't want to know
Argelfeister: He's a sock-puppet for the love of cake!
Argelfeister: Sock-puppet (vulpine, with wings)
Pookey: Six inches
Argelfeister: Almost two inches, from hem to toe
Pookey: Ten ounces
Argelfeister: Two ounces
Pookey: He is a geletain glob of jello that looks like a hampster.
Argelfeister: He is a reddish-brown fox with a tail hanging down at Pookey's wrist-level. The tail is tipped in white; the part that resides on the underside of Pookey's arm, his underbelly, is also white. Arg has typical fox-markings, along with several off-colour green splotches from where Pookey drooled in his sleep. The puppet's wings are the same colour as his fur, and covered in feathers. Skinny black legs hand limply on his "underbelly", the last two being before the tail. The rest of the sock trails down Pookey's arm. (I hope that description made sense.)
Pookey: Like a jello-hampster
Argelfeister: Like a vulpine sock-puppet with wings
Pookey: Yallow-green with bits of brown stuff floating in him
Argelfeister: Reddish-brown, black, and white
Pookey: Red, and beady
Argelfeister: Black button eyes
Pookey: Getting things sticky, and leaving a slime-trail
Argelfeister: A sharp tongue
Pookey: Animation, and life
Argelfeister: See above
Pookey: "To conquer new worlds!"
Argelfeister: "I feel sorry for those worlds."